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i love ellen so mu-u-uch

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:28:38 -0700

i love ellen so mu-u-uch

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:47:52 -0700

partybarackisinthehousetonight: you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:45:10 -0700

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:44:39 -0700

toshibu: Just watch this.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:29:01 -0700

toshibu:

Just watch this.

anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant,...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:09:27 -0700

anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:08:02 -0700

"1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:06:32 -0700

“1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.”

- Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via pigmenting)

i cut this shirt, it fits me now. please love my bicycle boxers

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:42:00 -0700

i cut this shirt, it fits me now.

please love my bicycle boxers

so I was talking to my mom on the phone last night

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:36:41 -0700

me: So I think it'd be really good for me to get a job during senior year. something in the area, walking distance.
my mom: that sounds great!
me: yeah that's what I thought. I could take a year off of theater.
my mom: ....
my mom: ....
my mom: ....
my mom: ... we'll talk about this when I see you....

ambiguous-ash: merrymishas: engage-with-zorp: I majored in...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:05:34 -0700

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

comicbookcore: burn everything you love and burn the ashes

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:31:10 -0700

comicbookcore:

burn everything you love and burn the

ashes

rocksymom: Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:30:59 -0700

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:30:20 -0700

deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:30:13 -0700

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:28:20 -0700

gracefullikeagazelle: windmills-of-my-mind: maevemactire: apsi...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:27:50 -0700

gracefullikeagazelle:

windmills-of-my-mind:

maevemactire:

apsilpastille:

k-auhale:

So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.

As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”

And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.

I was asked out via a John Green book.

You hold onto that boy and never let him go.

When’s the wedding?

JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS

MARRY THAT BOY.

kllysdeliveryservice: i am a wonderful beautiful person who doesnt deserve to be treated poopy...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:25:44 -0700

kllysdeliveryservice:

i am a wonderful beautiful person who doesnt deserve to be treated poopy therefore i will try to make myself not get upset over stupid things

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:25:29 -0700

placidbliss: (via TumbleOn)

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:23:28 -0700

placidbliss:

(via TumbleOn)